Monopoly is a great game for children. It teaches them that their friends and family only exist to fuck them out of their hard-earned money, so you better bankrupt them before they have a chance.
Speaking of chance, one of the Chance cards in Monopoly says “You have been elected Chairman of the Board. Pay everyone $50.” That implies some shady dealings, doesn’t it? Why would the Chairman of the board be paying out money? Those are bribes right there. But when you think about it, that card makes no sense. You don’t bribe someone after the fact. It should say “You are running for Chairman of the Board. Pay everyone $50.” They should have a follow-up card that says “You failed to be elected Chairman. Skip out on your next hotel bill. That’ll show the fuckers.”
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